tvrealm → top fifty relationships.

few things about this list: 1) i made this list a few weeks ago and i've been debating with myself ever since about the ones on here and the ones not and should i swap one out for that other one? i've banned myself from changing the list, so there are quite a few that have just missed out. 2) i am the laziest cap-finder. chances are if i don't have it in my collection already then i did not go looking for it. 3) i'm also pretty lazy with photoshop and doing the same sort of thing over and over drives me nuts, so that's my excuse for the crappiness of some of the graphics. 4) I LOVE QUOTES. THAT IS WHY THEY ARE THERE. 5) most of these are NOT romantic. i am not a multi-shipper, i have come to terms with this. i've distinguished between the ones i ship and the ones i don't with a '/' between the characters i do, and '&' between the ones i don't. if anyone is interested... 6) there is a bit of favouritism regarding relationships in a few shows and i could not for the life of me, limit myself in the number per show. i am very stubborn and picky like that. i like what i like, i guess. and there's a few ~lumped together into a whole package, like as a team, that's either because i love the group dynamic and/or i couldn't decide my individual favourites. more than likely both! 7) i had to use enormous will-power to not include my own running commentary/explanations to go with the graphics and the quotes. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, SELF. 8) I AM JUST REALLY GLAD THIS IS FINISHED. 9) html is a bitch.

When I look at her, when I look at the little girl who raised herself to become one of the most extraordinary human beings and one of the finest agents I've ever had the privilege of knowing, I see only the promise of my own redemption. Turning myself in was the only way I could think of to make that clear to her, to prove that despite... my limited abilities as a father, I love her more than I could ever say.

I'm never gonna make you fall. I'm always here.

So he imprinted on us like a baby duck?

You know what I thought when I first met you? You were a mystery I was never going to solve.

If you're imagining a scenario where I am no longer here and watching over your every move and protecting you from every danger, I can assure you, that will never happen.

Well, I guess if you don't have any better sense than to ask me, I guess I better marry you, because I think you're the guy I've been looking for, too. And here we are. We found each other.

I care what you think about me, you know.
Yeah, I care what you think about me.

You're not mating with me, sunshine!

I'm a Time Lord. I'm the last of the Time Lords. They're all gone. I'm the only survivor. I'm left travelling on my own cause there's no one else.
There's me.

I wanted to see the Universe so I stole a Time Lord and I ran away. And you were the only one mad enough.

Hello, sweetie.

Clear eyes. Full hearts. Can't lose.

No matter what happens, no matter where you go, no matter what you do, I’m always gonna be behind you. Always and always and always.

God, it’s gonna so weird like when I come home and you’re not here. Y’know? No more Joey and Chan’s. No more J and C’s. "You wanna go over to Joey and Chandler’s?" "Can’t, its not there."
Look, I’m just gonna be across the hall, we can still do all the same stuff.
Yeah but we won’t be able to like get up in the middle of the night and have those long talks about our feelings and the future.
Not once did we do that.
It’s like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channie’s!!
Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!

Chandler, in all my life I never thought I would be so lucky as to fall in love with my best, my best... There's a reason why girls don't do this.
Okay, okay I'll do it. I thought, wait I can do this, I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, that you make me happier than I ever thought I could be and if you let me I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. Monica, will you marry me?

Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Hey, I married a lesbian to make you look good!

I know I don't seem like the warm and understanding type, but this is my warm and understanding face.

What if we were to have good timing. For even an hour. What would that look like?
I think that would look like an exceptional moment.

Well, maybe you'll fix me someday.

You're an idiot.

Jesus, Marshall, you're like my only friend.
I know, and you're like my only friend.

You guys are the most honorable people I have ever met in my life. You’ve become my family. My only family. I won’t forget that.

I need you to come back, I need you, I need you, not the team, me, for me, not for a con.

I spot the liars. You're the feelings department.

Kiss me. Kill me. Do something.

Honey! Okay, you might not want to hear this right now after the meltdown I just had in there, but… You’re kind of stuck with me.
You promise?

Thank you, if it wasn't for you, I'd still be like her.

You know, I'm really sick of people telling me that you're dead.

I guess I kind of hate most things, but I never really seem to hate you. So I wanna spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?

Pawnee is a really special town. I love living there. And I look forward to the moments in my day where I get to hang out with the town. And talk to the town about stuff and…the town has really nice blond hair too. And has read a shocking number of political biographies for a town, which I like.

Shut up you nerd!

You're the coolest person I've ever met. I even met John Cougar Melloncamp once.

I love her so much, but I think I'm going to draw a mustache on her face.

I’m really glad you’re here, I think you’re awesome and I love you.

These people are members of the community that care about where they live. So what hear when I'm being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.

Leslie has a lot of qualities I find horrifying. But the worst one by far is how thoughtful she can be.

We are responsible! We're also passionate and spontaneous.
Yeah those would be our gladiator names if we were on American Gladiator.

It was quite... extraordinary.
That’s not what people normally say.

The only thing that's ever made me feel... normal, is you.

Has a kind of a...ring to it, don't you think, James?
Yes. I think it's a name...destined to go down in galactic history, Leonard - what do you think, Spock?
I think you're both going to be insufferably pleased with yourselves for at least a month. Sir.

Being stuck on this ship is worse than being stuck at the SGC! I tell you, the last time I was this bored, I took hostages!
I was there.

We were a team, Teal'c. No one can even begin to understand what we went through together, what we mean to each other. So maybe Daniel has achieved something of great cosmic significance, I don't know. And to be honest with you, right now, I don't really care. I'd rather have him back.
As would I.

You're stuck with me, Rodney, just accept it.

I'm just saying that if you were in an accident, I wouldn't stop for a beer.
If you were in an accident I wouldn't stop for red lights.

This guy's walking down a street when he falls in a hole. The walls are so steep, he can't get out. A doctor passes by, and the guy shouts up, "Hey you, can you help me out?" The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a priest comes along, and the guy shouts up "Father, I'm down in this hole, can you help me out?" The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole and moves on. Then a friend walks by. "Hey Joe, it's me, can you help me out?" And the friend jumps in the hole. Our guy says, "Are you stupid? Now we're both down here." The friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before, and I know the way out." Long as I got a job, you got a job, you understand?

You want to lighten up a little?
I am lightened up. This is me lightened up. You're saying lighter?

Hey, everybody, listen up - Zoe's down from Hanover and I'm making chili for everyone tonight!
Oh God... Great... Great...
Okay, you know what? Let's do this. Everybody look down at the big seal in the middle of my carpet. Now look back up at me. Zoe's down from Hanover and I'm making chili for everyone tonight!
That's great! I love chili! Terrific!
There! You see how benevolent I can be when everybody just does what I tell them to do?

He calls you and me the Batman and Robin of speech-writing.
Well, I don't think he does.
He doesn't, but he should, 'cause that's what we are.

You said goodbye to everyone but me. Why?
You know why.
Tell me.
Because you are the only one who could change my mind.

The end of my world was unrecognizable and upside down. There was one thing that remained the same. You were my friend, and you told me the truth. Even when the world was falling apart, you were my constant. My touchstone.
And you are mine.